GUY: I believe you have something that belongs to my sister.
SADIE: NOPE. I believe I have something that belongs to ME.
GUY: You can’t leave with the horseshoe unless you pony up.
SADIE: With cash?
GUY: Seven digits.
SADIE: A million dollars for a f*cking horseshoe?
GUY: Hmm. Your phone number.
SADIE: FINE. Give me your cell.
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That’s how you get a girl’s phone number. :)




